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~ Friday, July 25 ~
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takethisbrother:

You never appreciate how much of a skill writing well is until you have to edit things written by someone who can’t.


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I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

— Julius Caesar

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~ Wednesday, July 23 ~
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bitrates:

Her booty had me like

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(Source: bitrates)


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~ Sunday, July 20 ~
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~ Saturday, July 19 ~
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jetgreguar:

grawly:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

god bless you grawly

(Source: iraffiruse)


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~ Friday, July 18 ~
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fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math


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doctorandmein221b:

estelio:

fatbodypolitics:

freckles42:

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur
NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

Oh my gods, seriously, go listen to the recording, THIS DESCRIPTION IS PERFECT

omg I’m dying. The description really is perfect.

I AM ROLLING AROUND IN BED LAUGHING JESUS FUCK LISTEN TO THE AUDIO

MOOOMMMM

doctorandmein221b:

estelio:

fatbodypolitics:

freckles42:

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur

NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

Oh my gods, seriously, go listen to the recording, THIS DESCRIPTION IS PERFECT

omg I’m dying. The description really is perfect.

I AM ROLLING AROUND IN BED LAUGHING JESUS FUCK LISTEN TO THE AUDIO

MOOOMMMM


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