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~ Tuesday, September 30 ~
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nlidstrom:

whenever too many men is called all i can think of is

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itseasytobemerry:

thismachinespewssarcasm:

itseasytobemerry:

why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?

because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction

if anything it sets the mood

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wnslw:

hydrolize:

Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

pug date

wnslw:

hydrolize:

Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

pug date

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~ Monday, September 29 ~
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reasonsmysoniscrying:

Nothing spookier than sitting alone in your house and hearing toys speaking in the next room.

If I go missing, Lightning McQueen did it.


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sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

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spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING


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In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

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'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
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