A Fellow of Infinite Jest

I'm Evan. How can I help you?

~ Friday, November 4 ~

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~ Saturday, October 1 ~

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~ Friday, September 9 ~

demonshauntingcomputers:

affectionatesuggestion:
Concept: I sleep over at your house, we wake up in each other’s arms and everything is perfect.
I pissed the bed and have to leave immediately leave a 20$ on the counter for laundry

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~ Wednesday, August 31 ~

lilysoft:

modern art

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officialmettaton:

LALALALALALA
NOW THAT’S WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT
WHOAAAOOWW
YYYEEEAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH

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exkage:

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peepuddle:
me at 2pm on a tuesday
me
wjat the Fuck
when my boss asks me why I quit
Ummmmmm how is she alive
i wanna party with her
whats that third thing she did
^^^i need to know!
@aspookylatino it was a dab!
Hillary need to chill
Meanwhile, I have no idea what she is doing at all.

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reasonsmysoniscrying:

Me: “It’s important to save some of your birthday money too, that’s why we’re opening this savings account, just for you. If you give them your $10 and wait a whole year, your money will earn you…”
Banker, using calculator: “Two cents.”
6yo: **rolls eyes**

YOU’RE NOT HELPING ME TEACH FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY HERE, GLOBAL FINANCIAL SYSTEM!!

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What a godless planet I live on

feiridian:

Cut a house centipede in half trying to kill it Body falls down behind the door Open door to get it and see the front half of it running full tilt away What the fuck

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